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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

its possible to have a foot fetish without being a creep about it.

Although that's a perfectly innocent fetish under normal circumstances, it is not Innocent when he's getting sexual gratification from minors without their knowledge. That's creepy as fuck. Nobody would care if he was attracted to the feet of consenting adults.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

no different than him creeping on any other part of their bodies.