Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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I don't know. I looked at the photos, and I'm pretty sure this place is built for drugs.
I didn’t specify what the heating/cooling was for 😂
Is it the suspicious barrels outside?
I have one of the larger barrels pictured. It's a 68G that I pump water up from the creek into for bathing, washing up, etc. Throw a couple of the small chlorine tabs in there, good to go. Just don't drink it.
Mine came from imported Kalamata olives. Kinda greasy to clean out, excellent water storage. Money says that was the intention for those. 300+ gallons of water lasts forever if you have a creek to tap. I fill my 68 every month in the summer, and that's only because it has a slow leak.
The property has a 500 gallon water tank.
Background: I know nothing
Am I really bathing if I’m using water I cannot drink?
Am I really bathing if I’m using still-undrinkable—but chlorinated—water?
Yes, drinking water is cleaned to the point that it will not make you sick to drink assuming a normal immune system. That is extreme over kill for bathing (and toilets, laundry, etc). The only reason we use drinking water for everything is because infrastructure is expensive and laying non-potable water pipes would cost tons.
Thank you!
From the article, the owner died before completion. Just seems like someone who wanted to off-grid at a glance (and didn't care a ton for permits/beaurocracy)
Just for your future reference, the "o" in "bureau" (and therefore "bureaucracy" and "bureaucrat") is spelled "eau" because French. The really confusing part is that the u is spelled u.
And why is it a bureaucracy? It's all about the desks.
Yeah, I knew it was french but swapped my parts and gave up when even autocorrect was lost
That's why the simplicity of u being u is the worst part! Goddamn Frenchies.
You’re welcome mon ami !
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