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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"America's gays too precious to risk in combat" is legendary

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for giving me a goal today. I must watch this lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Gay people are different Brandon

Edit: Also, this one is a classic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ohhh I came back to thank you for sending me down a rabbit hole. And we have an edit with more 🙏💜Watched like 10 of them yesterday and man. It’s sad we ever lost them…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I am the law!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

The ninja parade is solid gold, as well.