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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Didn't realize the monkey paw was granting these powers lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is that remote restroom usage, or is it a portable restroom?

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