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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying "bipity bopity boo" quietly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We’re all here think of good things; you’re plotting nefarious powers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damnit...I'm in. The ability to make someone believe they have to go to the bathroom really bad but when they get there, nothing was really there. Someone starts to annoy you while you're out somewhere, poof. They go a scuttling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ability to make someone believe they have to go to the bathroom really bad but when they get there, nothing was really there.

So, business as usual for men over 60? (Or so I'm told)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Prostate issues do exist. Hopefully you, I, and the rest of the world will get lucky

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man with simple desires. I'm also probably chaotic natural.