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Tony Hawk Problems (mstdn.social)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cop's partner entering the room: Hey, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Tony Hawk? Huh, I wonder what he's up to nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s a very Tony Hawk post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

hey Tony hawk, watch me do a kickflip https://youtu.be/ob0dI05Xz8s?si=AC5-5qy3FjzNfmdr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.