Memes

You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even tweezers, you will know that I have been compromised.

You make me sick.

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

You just lost grilling privileges.

This guy Dads.

I optimise mine for max clibbins dispersion.

Or if it's really thick and damp I'll do a patern like 2 rows forward 1 row back so they get finely mulched instead of clumped. Think a narrow clockwise rectangle on the right of a given square of grass that slowly walks to the left so the clipings are pulled away from the uncut grass and then run ove again on the return trip. Also helps in case it's thick enough that the grass isn't fully being cut.

But you have to alternate the pattern each time you mow or you'll get wheel ruts.

Exactly this. I do the trim of the section I am working, then any areas that cannot be bulk mowed, then smaller and smaller square pattern on the bulk to avoid time consumed on excessive turning/momentum loss. Grass looks fine, not trying to impress anyone, and I get back to my family sooner.

Your WHAT?

My Roomba vacuums in a pattern. It finds the edges of the room, finds obstacles, and then goes ||||| across the middle of the room, doing little circles around table legs.

I'd need 6 of 'em for my lawn, last time I checked. Would bee nice tho

Same. No shame, as I spend my time working to buy supplies, and then use those supplies to grill

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The height, the direction, the updog.