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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I thought I've watched a lot of Trek ... I've seen all of TNG, VOY, half of TOS, a few episodes of DS9, DISCO, and currently watching SNW Season 2 ... and I've seen most of the movies

According to this Comic Book Resources ....

Every single television series, both currently airing and retired, totals up to around 48,700 minutes, which is approximately 812 hours or 33.8 days. Every series and movie combined totals 837.5 hours, meaning it will take 34.9 days to watch them all uninterrupted.

https://www.cbr.com/star-trek-every-tv-episode-movie/#how-many-hours-of-star-trek-are-there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

and that’s not counting the films, nor the 20-50x you’d have to rewatch it all to have the near-encyclopedic knowledge of all of it we all here do, nor the decades that would take…

let alone doing all of that while not going completely insane…. mwahahahaha!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I think that's why people claim they don't like the new shows. They just can't put in the time it takes to get the same level of engagement wit it.

I also think that's the best part of a lot of the new shows. You can watch them on a casual level, but when we do bring a near encyclopedic knowledge of it all, well, we're watching kind of a different show. Like in Picard when he's holding that flute and it's like 'well shit, I guess I know where this is going'. Like, not to put too fine a point on it, but new fans are watching the show. We have a complete set of tamarian meme subtitles going the whole time 'Picard, his flute in his hands'. I think that's really cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

On the flipside of that, there’s a lot about (some) of the new shows that doesn’t make me want to rewatch them dozens and dozens of times in their entirety over decades. And who knows, maybe I’ll feel differently about it later, and think about it differently in retrospect. 

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would love to see an old age home for Trek fans in 20, 30, 40 years from now ... a bunch of old trekkies, geeks and nerds all hobbling around or in wheelchairs talking to each other about all the shows, aliens, ships, worlds and characters they all watched for decades ... and all the care workers left wondering if their patients are out of their minds or the nurses just don't know enough about the shows that are being talked about ..... and that one patient who has decided he's a Gorn and keeps wanting to pick up big objects to throw at people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You’re already here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What's that sonny?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm old enough to know that time does weird things. But yeah, I get what you mean, and I don't really disagree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I hated enterprise when it first came out. Now I love it. So who knows?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I don't like earlt Discovery because it feels wrong in ways that make me wonder if it wasn't originally a non Star Trek project that got adapted and they killed the captainI liked (not that asshole). I haven't cracked into Picard yet though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've seen all of TOS, TNG (including the movies for both), DS9, about half of VOY (working through it right now), the first...3? seasons of DIS, one episode of PIC, all of LDs, SNW, and Pro, and the three Kelvinverse movies. So I feel like I'm closing in pretty well.

That said, I'm surprised that there are 900 episodes and nearly 840 hours. Considering most of those episodes would be about 40–45 minutes, and a decent chunk are half that length. How can it be more than 675 hours. Unless I'm missing something, either the OP is a severe understatement, or the CBR article is a severe overestimate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That said, I’m surprised that there are 900 episodes and nearly 840 hours. Considering most of those episodes would be about 40–45 minutes, and a decent chunk are half that length. How can it be more than 675 hours. Unless I’m missing something, either the OP is a severe understatement, or the CBR article is a severe overestimate.

One thing you might be missing is that commercial breaks used to be shorter back in the day, so TOS episodes are 50 minutes long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's very interesting, I didn't know that.

But it still only brings us up to 750 hours even if all 900 episodes of Trek were 50 minutes, from TOS through the TNG era and the three animated shows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is the "900 episodes" figure counting two-parters as one episode or two?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great question. One would hope it counts them as 2, but who knows.

There aren't that many two-parters anyway, are there? I can't imagine it would make up the difference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

There aren’t that many two-parters anyway, are there? I can’t imagine it would make up the difference.

My thought was that the extra few minutes of TOS episodes, the added time of two-parters counting as one, and maybe another factor or two we haven't thought of yet would add up to account for it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

It's all good. Jump in where you feel comfortable. Don't feel compelled to slog through an episode that doesn't jive. And if you dislike anything we like, you will feel our wrath.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

The One Piece of Scifi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but you should really only watch like 900 of them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

watched tng, ds9, voyager, tos, picard and lower decks in like a year, didn't watch anime in that time tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

didn't watch anime in that time tho

You poor soul. How did you survive? Can you teach us your ways?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

painkillers and booze

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No anime? How much weight did you lose?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

none, I never ate during anime and my habits didn't change

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, it gets good after the first 2 to 3 ... hundred hours. Just stick with it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah, someone here the other day said they were ashamed they hadn't seen TOS yet. That's not something to be ashamed about. People have lives to live.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My trick is to watch shows like that while working out (elliptical, stationary bike, calisthenics when I'm at home...) this way it doesn't eat at my normal schedule.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I recently started watching tng and I'm absolutely amazed at how good it is. People say the first two seasons are rough but I'm loving it. I did skip 2 or 3 episodes recome to skip though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Almost caught up! I'm on discovery right now and I still need to watch TAS and a couple of the movies. I'm almost theeere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Not counting the movies and episodes you find yourself watching on loop... forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I watched 899 of them at least one time (decided to skip the musical episode of SNW)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You better fix that grave mistake asap!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Nope 😜

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm on TOS.. Season 2. Still considering if the animated series is worth watching or I should skip them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

TAS is not bad, I actually think there are some episodes that feel more timeless in it, but definitely not necessary. TNG is an overall better series than both TOS and TAS, so I would hold off on the animated until your just looking for more star trek content.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The animated series are great! (Lower decks is my favorite of all Star Trek).

TOS is... not. While it was great in the 1960s, most of it hasn't aged very well. Feel free to skip TOS and start from TNG.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I am actually enjoying TOS. Its true that they are not quite as good as they were when they came out out but I still love the acting, the scenes and the music. It almost looks like a theater show!

Also recognizing all the memes is good fun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The animated series are great!

TOS is… not.

So which category does TAS fall into? (Or did you forget about that one?)