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9/11 jokes are not funny (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The other two are hilarious though

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's subtle but effective :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, you're such a flirt!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying thermite be romance in the air?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

they'll need demolition crews for days to bring these two birds down

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The jet fuel from this joke melted my heart.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I want to follow this community and sometimes I want to block it. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Lol i know what you mean

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This joke will inevitably collapse on itself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Perfect(ly)!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Jet fuel can't melt comedy gold

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I’m over here like Tower 7, nobody touches me, and I’m utterly devastated.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hi I'm stupid.

Can someone explain the joke?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

9 out of 11 jokes aren't funny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Ah, well thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Fractions...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

This is cracking me up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Knock knock

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Come in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

(who's there)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

9/11

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

9/11 who?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You said you would never forget!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong door.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Pretty funny joke, wasn't 2 plane for me..... Or maybe was 2 plane?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

This joke actually made me wince.