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I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Illegal gambling

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Necromancy

A wee bit of terrorism

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Illegal Gambling

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol