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Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Starting a cult.

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Blowing up a shark

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Stacking up colorful bricks

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Touching paintings.

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Stealing bison poop I guess

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Spreading managed democracy.

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.