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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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I see food on the table, my wife must have realized who owns this house (lemmy.world)
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The food is good, but it tastes a lot like almonds

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That bitch knows you hate almonds.