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Post taken from Reddit, made by u/love61x57rh whose account is suspended so I can't link to it.

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>trying to teach a girl how D&D works

>makes half-orc rogue

>I'm loving the concept

>first fight starts

>Okay, DM. I spray the enemy with water!

>What? You can't do that.

>Why not? Aren't I half orca?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

they didn't say what the other half is, so half-orca half-beaver rogue

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You know what? It's d&d. They are now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OP - you might have to put two spaces after each line in the quoted transcription

At least on Voyager it shows up as one line with > characters in the middle.

That or I have a Voyager bug I need to report XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jerboa same, so not a client bug.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Worked fine on Mbin, my weird Kbin branch that I am looking to leave for a small normal Kbin instance. Thanks for pointing this out, fixed for Lemmy users.