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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love this one. It takes a moment, but it's good!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Doing it your way will also work…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This question makes no sense because I'm British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"govern yourself accordingly" would likely have been on there, I imagine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Your dress is very popular!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My relationship with you is going almost well

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"This tastes ... interesting"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're at the top of the bell curve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, at least you're pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bless his/her heart…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"well done you"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods" -Samuel Johnson

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