(gun and eagle noises) π¦ πΊπ²
The headline implies that the trade deal went through.
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they will train that baby to become a ideal worker
The big Mac's are nice!
Fun fact: you can convert from miles to kilometers using the Fibonacci sequence:
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 35
5 miles = 8 kilometers 21 miles = 35 kilometers 10 miles (2 + 8) = 16 kilometers (3 + 13)
So this means 1 mile = 1 kilometer.
"Americans doing anything to not use the metric system" today: the Fibonacci sequence.
But why i should have to if I am not 'murican
Ps thank you.
In airspace, feet and miles are used very often
Pilots, maybe, they're "special" like that. Engineers do not.
Jk
Yeah, but those are nautical miles, not murican miles.
Yes, nautical miles still have some logic behind, as they are based on degrees of latitude.
Still it's funny to me that they are still called miles.
I appreciate this practical answer even though I just learned that only pilots uses this particular American measure system Americans call mile.
Fun Fact: you can choose not to use miles
So basically the world sees us like we see Florida.
Yeah he's an idiot but why is there only 1 mugshot, who's the dude that bought the baby?
America is a really big and diverse place. Really it's both and neither depending on where you are
Spoken like a true non American
America: I bet the rest of the world is so thinking about me right now.
The rest of the world: My brother in earth, I have my own shit going on.
We don't think this... Other countries just think we think this. I'm not kidding, that's actually the case lol.
It's shocking for us in the states to learn about other countries knowing which states are which. We don't even know that!
I read this in weskers voice and it actually sounded funny like that, lol.
I mean to some countries, we are that shit going on.
In merica we got Kill-o-meters, and they go up to big numbers.
You can tell how old this is - a baby's only worth 6 Big Macs anymore.
Wrong use of anymore.
what the fuck is a kilometer
A meter used to measure how many TERRORISTS we killed today B-)
Kilometer? I hardly know her
16 pounds of baby
16 pounds of big mac
Most of those other countries love McDonald's, too.
"guns and eagle noises"
Which aren't even eagle noises.
If one actually hears one they'll immediately lose a ton of respect for them. They're basically badass looking seagulls
Ah, so Lemmy has the same low-effort America jokes as Reddit.
A kilometer is 4,971 furlongs, or 10,96 football fields.
Football fields are a stupid measurement in more than one way, because you can not just measure the width or the length, but football fields can be of varying sizes too.
European or North American?
what the fuck is a kilometer
A deadly weapon
Above: how Chinese propaganda sees America
Below: how Americans see America
It's actually much worse
Can confirm. McDonald's now no longer offers the Baby for a Big Mac deal. Thanks, assholes.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Seriously, jealous of our freedoms much?
Yes, everyone is quite jealous of the country ranked 40th on the freedom index, classified as a βflawed democracyβ with βsatisfactoryβ press freedoms.
Lol I'm doing just fine.
lol that has absolutely nothing to do with what you posted nor my response lmao rofl haha etc
I'm saying i have all the freedoms I want, no one hassles me over anything, I served my country, now I enjoy all the freedoms that come with it. Life is good, I don't give a fuck about the press. They are trash. We rank 40thnin some made up category? Lol so fucking what. I don't live in a shack, I have more than enough food to last me months, my kids are well educated and happy, my wife and I both have great paying jobs. I'm good. Younthrowing out some arbitrary number that doesn't affect my life or freedoms doesn't mean dick to me.