"I won't be pooping for the next three days"
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Can anyone explain this one to me? I'm not sure I'm following it.
Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme
Gentlemen, we have achieved memes.
After missing all the memes at the other site in 12+ years, I was actually sorting by new when this one started!
Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy ~~Meme~~ Legend
It's the first meta joke this place has had. Someone asked how not to shit for 3 days and for some reason it made its way around the site.
Seems like we're all still redditors at heart after all lmao
Scared shitless so he doesn't need to poop? I dunno.
"Can't tell you why, don't ask."
-Putin, probably.
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Even so, he's always Putin.
Address them by running away. That is what he is doing.
He may address the nation but then something unexpected happen...
Boom headshot.
too bad its not gonna be the one i want.