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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Wait...you mean I was supposed to actually read the articles I cited????

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

If YouTube counts 10% as a view, then I can read the discussion by itself and consider myself edumacated.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's why the good lord gave us abstracts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

And explicitly told us to copy/paste stuff until everybody has a copy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeding_the_multitude

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

It’s easy to read articles when you skip the middle parts with all the big words.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Abstracts are good enough for me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Abstract+conclusions is the sweet spot.

This makes me think that given some particular article, the only people that would ever read it in its entirety are its authors and (maybe) a couple reviewers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My preferred reading order: Abstract > conclusion > results > discussion / analysis > methods > background > introduction

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This is the way. This is the way of light and goodness.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Huh then i am the baddest boy alive .

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Anyone who fully reads every article they cite is simply bad at time management.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My sister cites articles she hasn't even read.

She once tried to tell me that the moon only had 16 shades of color (can't remember the exact number). I told her that couldn't be true because there's an infinite amount of points between each shade since color is a spectrum, so she showed me an article with the headline "the 16 shades of the moon"... We argued for a few minutes and then I read the first paragraph, and it said something like "this guy took 16 photos of the moon's different hues". The article she was basing her claim off of didn't even claim what she thought it did lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like she was referring to 16 bit

[–] alp 3 points 9 months ago

Real mrn only read titles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You monster!