Dad Jokes

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Why shouldn't you talk to Pi at a party? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because it goes on forever....

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because Pi has everyone's Social Security number...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not mine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You may not have one now, but if you ever do get one, it has that too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

LPT.

The trick isn't not having a SS#, it's in spoofing the data. Say you're John A. Smith with SS# 123-12-1234. Apply for your driver license as John B. Smith, 132-21-1234. Credit card? John C Smith, 112-12-1234.

Not having one raises more red flags than having bad data.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Happy Pi Day Dads!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

and if it talks about D, it just goes around in a circle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Pi's busy making the rounds.