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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago

This seems like an issue the author should take up with Jason..

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don't think that he appreciated me referring to him as the 'boywife' the entire time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

So when's the wedding?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

you CAN say that, if your partner is cool enough with it :p

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Partner? No, Jason is just a friend.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

if there's no one in your life except your mancandy bussy-buddy then it doesn't MATTER what you call him.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

I'm surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I used to refer to one my friends as my "heterosexual life partner" when introducing him to people.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m Jay and this is my hetero lifemate Silent Bob…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

"Calm down babe, there is nothing going on between me and Jason. We're just going for a coffee, don't wait up."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

@[email protected] :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

One thing I've found interesting as a wrestling fan is how often male pro wrestlers will refer to another wrestler (usually another guy) that they're especially close to as their "road wife". Thinking specifically of CM Punk and Kofi Kingston here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If you say that, I'll assume Jason is your boytoy twink malewife.

People look at me weird when I mention my coven-mates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

My bussybro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For some reason I read malewife as if it were partially latin. Badwife.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

what's stopping them? UwU