I demand an explanation
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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Alrighty then: This image shows two chocolate chip cookies with a single shrimp placed on top of each. On the side of these cookies is a small sauce cup with a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.
The scene can be considered as highly unusual as this combination of consumable items is not typically found in the western food palette.
Thanks!
I guess I should demand things more often
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not typically found in the western food palette.
You think this is found in the eastern food palette? I can assure you that this unholy abomination is not in anybody's food palette except the monster who created it and the disguised dogs on the fediverse who are saying they're willing to try it.
a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.
Based on appearance and context, I would say that's cocktail sauce
Somebody needs to be held accountable for this atrocity.
Ooo! With a little cranberry sauce mixed in? Yummy!
I would absolutely eat this if the lazy bastard who made it bothered to take off the tails. You can lacerate your throat on those things!
Extra horseradish for me though 😉
Exactly what I thought it would be!
I'd try it.