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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sold

who tf saw this and thought damn that's a really good deal

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you are a woman and post a picture with you together with the ball, you could find a lot of people that would pay a lot of money for the used ball.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would buy it if it wasn’t cleaned ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Cleaned with vinegar" - that's going to be a spicy meatball for the next user if they don't thoroughly rinse it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Heh. Meat ball

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

New fear.. no, additional fear of what happens when those pop

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if it just gets a leak in the head and you don't realize. Queef/fart from hell afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Air forced into the vaginal cavity can kill someone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

🎶 Pop! Goes the weasel 🎶

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What are you working out with it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Horniness & Sexual Frustration

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Deep pelvic floor muscles