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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It will start at 4 PM GMT 25th June.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

About 72 hours after that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'll take an extra shit just for you, buddy. Godspeed o7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok, I'm following you, I don't want to miss anything. Btw, are you going to post a photo or something? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't know lol something to remember this historic moment, the food you packed, a toilet meme lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll post a pic of my porcelain throne

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Years and years ago we had the safe on Reddit and everyone talked about what could be in it. I don’t remember ever getting to find out. We definitely need updates after all this is done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I will help you bear this burden F̸r̸o̸d̸o̸ ̸B̸a̸g̸g̸i̸n̸s̸ mizu6079. As long as it‘s yours to bear.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For anyone that wants the template I just made:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a high quality template, thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it anyone care to explain

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was going to say that if someone takes “pleasure” in that, they have issues - but hey, it’s a funny thread.

Apparently I’m the one with issues. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If someone takes “pleasure” in that, they have issues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to my doctor - after diarrhea, it takes about 5 days for the digestive system to start working properly again (because the bacteria has to build back up to enough). So that would be my recommendation. Have diarrhea and then it doesn't really matter what you eat after that, the poster would be back home again before they had to worry about pooping.

As someone who has diarrhea anytime I'm going to be in a stressful situation - I can testify that it takes me about a week to "form" poo again.

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