Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, Iβm never going back to AOL.
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I can't tell if this is a serious question or not, but it's pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it's an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it's an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don't think it'll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there
The transdusing trinometer was incorrectly orientated resulting in a near waveform collapse. Of course, this resulted in micro collisions in the electrophase limiter. Resulting in the redirection of significant portions of the redditoids to lemmy.
I love VX bro
When Lemmy Kravitz said "it's Lemmy Time" and Lemmied all over those guys.
We were all going to reddit, when a Blocker Lemming was placed in front of us. One Basher and an Umbrella later, we all ended up here.
Aliens
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China's brand of far-right
Cordyceps outbreak
haven't you heard? there's a virus called COVID that's causing lockdowns.
The Mandela Effect
Everyone was watching the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie one day, they googled MotΓΆrhead after hearing them perform You Better Swim in the bar scene, and the rest is history.
Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.
The name Lemmy is seeing a revival for newborns. As parents look up the name and its meaning, they find lemmy instances and end up going down the rabbit hole.
'Lemmy, what a great baby name. It's short for Lemming, which means "independent free thinker" but only on opposite day. What do you think, darling?'
Free tacos
elon is going to buy lemmy
The Poop post hit 9Gag a few days days ago. Then a bunch of them started coming to "Lemmy: Discorse is Magic" all the time "ironically." There were a bunch of inside jokes about how much they "hated" Lemmy. They even came up with a name to identify each other because this joke of loving Lemmy was so funny. They called themselves Broemmys.
Then a bunch of other sites started to notice all the 9gaggers coming to Lemmy but didn't know that it was supposed to be ironic, so they just came and had a really good time. They participated and were active in communities. They learned of the fediverse and just decided it was a really great place to be... Sometimes there was some NSFW stuff.
Then a bunch of them got together and decided throw Broemmycon and they hired a really pretty good band who does Broemmy based music to come and play as the event headliner. And everyone had a good time, even the old 9gaggers who used to think it was a joke.
Our lizard overlords have activated subliminal messaging to bring us all together under the guise of normal humans being normal.
We came to lemmy after reddit become nice and started letting people use there api without playing. Reddit even open sourced there code as a bonus! We didn't like reddit being nice so we switched to lemmy. Lemmy is much better because its close source and full of spyware. Lemmy makes people pay 100 dollars for every api request. Us Lemmings love are spyware, bloatware, adware, malware, and virus all in one fun packet!
It's because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That's brought in a few thousand on its own.
Instinctive migration.
A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.
We live in the timeline where open source software is allowed to proliferate. Once we start getting too powerful they'll have to shut it down and try another timeline
MotΓΆrhead reunited and is doing a reunion tour. Fans are confusing Lemmy with Lemmy.
It's app is better
lemmy is justin trudeau's first open source project and we all wanted to cheer him up so we joined
Way to go Trudeau! You finally learned to code!
I heard some strange advertisements at the theatre before the Top Gun movie: They were saying something like
It was me
Plumber mixed up the intertubes.
hold on, lemmy think about it first...
Has the best poutine
Because I feel like Reddit is to good for me.
you spelled two wrong
Free sandwiches when you join
Free? All I was sent was a coupon for a bag of chips with a sandwich purchase...
They only gave me a gumball, where can I speak to the manager?
sudo apt install manager
User karen
not in the sudoers list. This incident will be reported.
I lol'd! thank you for the laugh, internet friend!