shitposting

ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP

And now we just need to weave this copper belt in

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

"These merchants once thrived as the Great Caravan, but after being accused of heretical beliefs, their entire clan was rounded up and buried alive far underground."

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Flashbang detonates "You fools!"

"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."

"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar

"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."

90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.

"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"

Were it so easy.

Buy one, heck buy two!

Engage the camera motherfucker

Laser raptors

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"

"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"