ShimmeringKoi

As soon as that synth kicks in I am transported to grimy hazy pill popping yet strangely optimistic british trip hop scene of the 90s. I can't atop listening to it, it's been days

There are less than 30 units in the whole place, and there are already cameras everywhere on all floors. I don't even know where you'd put 25 additional goddamn cameras, but evidently Landlord Madness finds a way. This same landlord apparently just spends their days driving past their properties all the time just looking for anything out of place, as this is just the latest in a long pattern of almost comically on the nose 1984 bullshit. Real social rot vibes too, like couple weeks ago when I saw my first rent-a-cop with a real gun at the grocery store.

I think this is it, I think this is where I learn to drone.

There's something Garrison-esque about this comic that I can't quite place. Something about the combination of panicked naivite and the apparent relish the subjects were drawn with, and the random unnecessary ass, is evoking something both ham-fistedly performative but also somehow truly sinister around the edges.

No wait, I got it. The art style reminds me of a Grimms fairy tale book, this is a german-style fairy tale threat about how we better support genocide or else, delivered with classic German smugness and an barely-hidden excitement at the prospect of seeing these threats come true against the communists and immigrants who deserve it for being too stupid to give you the support you deserved.

Oh also when the turbofash take over, there will be no more 4ths of July for some reason. Nationalists hate nationalist war holidays.

Also, it's weirdly sexual?

Yak

We're flying over the Sunset bridge. Something, or someone, has taken the city

Now that I'm hearing this without all the zombie and gunfire sounds I can appreciate how hard this actually goes

Big Audio Dynamite (later known as Big Audio Dynamite II and Big Audio, and often abbreviated BAD) were an English band, formed in London in 1984 by Mick Jones, former lead guitarist and co-lead vocalist of the Clash. The band mixed various musical styles, incorporating elements of punk rock, dance music, hip hop, reggae, and funk. After releasing a number of well-received studio albums and touring extensively throughout the 1980s and 1990s, Big Audio Dynamite broke up in 1997. In 2011, the band embarked on a reunion tour.

I've come across drastically fewer pieces of sidewalk furniture in the past year than before

I don't think a fifth round through the dishwasher is gonna do it guys

My roommates are surprise moving out and they said the landlord told them that they have to get their part of the deposit from me, ie "no fuck you if you want your part of the deposit you paid me, get it from ShimmeringKoi." When asked, he just said "California law" and also said we have 24 hours to decide if we're still on the lease or not.

I can see the 24 hour thing maybe being official, but the deposit thing immediately scans as bullshit, what can I do about it?

Don't miss Spiderman Versus the Gooning Goblin, only on toonami or w/e