this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Since nobody posted it

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I can't believe people eat that maggot cheese.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

”Mag n’ Cheese” got me..!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've had moose. They're pretty wild.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

No it was moose (yes)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

while this serves to marinate the creature it also drowns in the process thereby killing one bird with no stones

he is such a poet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

We should write a book of his quotes. There is some damn fine writing going on there, for sure...

Of course, having a constantly supercharged uterus is not without its drawbacks. After all, the chicken essentially goes through its entire menstrual cycle every day. So next time your girlfriend's complaining about how bad her period is, get her a box of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs. You prick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And it was fucking fantastic as always. Maggot pecorino is my least favorite pecorino.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, Sam is great. What is your fav vid?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The one where he says the n word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But what's a gentleman's got to do to get some eel reproductive organs, though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Aw, you should wait until the maggots stop wiggling around in the brown paper bag. It's worth the wait!

/s 🤢

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my head I always read it as salmonella

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That’s the British pronunciation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Watching it while eating wasn't a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So, after he talked about the French bird that people eat with a napkin on their head I had this conversation with ChatGPT:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's.... Not what this painting is about, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Imagine my surprise when I looked for the painting ChatGPT said it was.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I love how ChatGPT just makes stuff up instead of like, saying that is doesn't know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I thought the same thing, then checked my YouTube feed... It's everyone getting this thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This popped up in my feed yesterday and I usually dont click suggested but was super bored. Long story short, im almost finished watching every vid he has. Good stuff!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

“Now watch this drive”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That last quote really didn't fit, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

When the cushy job your daddy and last name helped you get suddenly gets serious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And then all was good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You, sir, are doing the lord's work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Then the lord needs to get off his arse and help me. I’m old and tired.