Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is ethical. Do it in any aisle. DO IT!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The kind of ULPT content I'm here for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh honey, this stinker will be great! he says while you're slowly walking away with the grin on your face...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

mmmm the aroma of the cheese...