Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

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Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
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Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
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ULPT: How to get out of holding/seeing a baby (lemmy.film)

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Ever feel uncomfortable holding someone’s child? Or don't like being asked to see someone's baby? Just say you're sick (or just recovering). The parents will be very happy to keep the bay far away from you.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why would anyone stick their ugly baby in my hands? I guess I can't imagine it as I live 40k deep in the forest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a great one. Alternately, reach for the baby, but pause to have a terrible coughing fit. Then mention that you don't have allergies or anything, and reach for the baby again.