Sigurd Atreides sounds cool enough but they went and jazzed it up.

Mericka is 1000% getting bullied in every single grade

Did r/tragedeigh make the jump yet? If not this would be a good first post

My sister named her baby “Ecks-Fourmerlee-Twittre”

What, there's a misspelling of Lae'zel but no Kerlack? Boo!

..or maybe someone suggested Karlach and she didn't include it because it's a list of BAD name suggestions 🤔

raddix.

Where my radix sort homies at?

leazel sounds like a pokemon ngl, it's kinda sick.

I refuse to beleive Madden Raige is real.

My first name is pretty uncommon for girls, but I am the only guy I know bearing my first name. I get misgendered a lot that way. Nobody who reads it pronounces it correctly. Nobody who hears it spells it correctly. It's frustrating sometimes.

I am comfortable disclosing that my middle name is Michael. It narrows my identity down so very little because it was the most common English boys name every year from 1961 to 1998 and was a top 10 boys name every year from 1943 to 2004.

So common is it that the Japanese punk band Peelander-Z made a song in 2009 called "So Many Mike," poking fun at the phenomenon.

So to avoid confusion, I use my middle name when I'm out.

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. "SFWA, don't touch that". Once I heard a mom calling her little "Riddick", I couldn't control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was "Maxxx", yeah, with three "x". (Wasn't there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn't laugh so loud, our daughters second name is "Galadriel". But our names were so boring.

Coyote Bao is pretty badsss actually

Is Mötley's last name "Crüe"?

Leazel sounds like a fine name ngl, but others lol

Dusti Rose sounds like a Sonic Prime character (Rusty Rose)

Didn't some celebrity just name their kid Raddix?

I just Googled it, it was Cameron Diaz.

When I hear Raddix, I think Raditz from DBZ.

Edit: Wait, Leviathan? Oh, so does this mean the name Behemoth is back on the table?

Half of these sound like Elden Ring boss names

I once met a kid named Odin. Absolute banger of a name.

I hate that my comments often are about US culture but damn, almost none of them would be legal to give to your child here in Germany

These are all amazing FFXIV pc names but not real names

Parents with undiagnosed learning disorders will create children with learning disorders.

Look out for Madden Raige playing EA sports on Xbox Live in about 12 years

These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses

I highly agree with how they do it in Iceland. There is a list of 3000 or so names that you can pick from, that's it.

Dumb people should not be allowed to pick names for human beings.

As someone with a name that is a slight variation in spelling and pronunciation of a common name, I'm so tired of explaining that don't even correct people about it anymore. Please name your kid something fucking normal.