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[–] [email protected] 126 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

McDonalds really going downhill

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Eh, it's usually what the McFlurry feels like

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Goes to McDonald's wearing a fedora

"McFlurry."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never to be confused with McFurry.

That guy is just weird

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But don't approach McFury if you value your life.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (3 children)

tips fedora

M'Debian.

(Had one too many problems with Fedora)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Oh sweet titties, do I love Lemmy. A post humorously embracing gender identity with the theme of an internet culture inside joke has devolved into a series of Linux references.

I now want to kiss Spez almost as much as I want to slap him. Thanks to the bad business decisions he made with Reddit, I've found my forever home.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (3 children)

about time to switch back to sugartits, but for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I did that the day I learned the word "sugartits".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

TIL Fedora is also an hat (not only a Linux distro), and the RedHat logo and name makes sense now.

Edit apparently the original hat brand stil exists and cost a fuck ton

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

You’re one of today’s ten thousand

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You never see Indiana Jones?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but didn't know it was called that way. Maybe because it got translated in a different way in my language.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Also the hat associated with the fedora meme isn't a fedora, it's a trilby.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Fedora is indeed a model of hat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

The coolest bit of vender swag I own is a red felt Red Hat branded fedora. It's outstanding.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (12 children)

I wish fedoras didn't have the reputation they do. My wife thinks I look sharp in a fedora.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People don’t think some guy and his wife look like losers when he’s wearing a fedora. People think a single guy in a graphic tee with a fedora looks like a loser. Go dress sharp, the only people whose opinions of your appearance matter seem to like it when you wear one.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about a guy in a graphic tee with a fedora with his wife?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Depends on how greasy they both look.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they're together, good for them.

I think it depends on how shitty they're behaving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (6 children)

From all the sex they're having? Because you're there too on the sex tarp?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is a saying in German: Haste Hut an, biste gut an.

It translates to "If you are wearing a hat, you are dressed well."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I don't know about that...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

The German saying says "Hut", which is a less broad term than the English "hat". And it definitely does not include that.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I personally wear hats. A fedora is one of them. It can be hard to dress for, but I tend to underdress rather than overdo it because wearing it casually doesn't make me look like an internet meme. Helps to be a bit older, too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I just feel like an asshole when I wear one now. Or more of an asshole than usual anyway.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

The trick is what you wear with it. Yeah, if you wear it with an edgy t-shirt, cargo pants, and a trench coat people will think you're an asshole. If you instead wear it with, for example, a casual button down shirt, sturdy slacks, and in colder weather a light leather jacket, people will think you look like Indiana Jones. I know because that's how I usually dress and random people compliment me on that. As long as the outfit suits the hat, people will see it in the way you mean it.

~~There's no saving the Trilby hat though, there's no outfit that makes it work.~~ Edit: I was wrong. Even the Trilby can be cool.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wear a trilby and get compliments frequently. People tell me I look like: The Blues Brothers, Inspector Gadget, Dick Tracey, and one guy called me Inspector Clouseau.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wear the fedora, don't be an asshole, then you'll change their perception an interaction at a time. Fuck the strangers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me not to be self-conscious in public? You're almost 47 years too late for that one I'm afraid.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't worry about it. The people who have weird prejudices against fedoras don't get outside very often.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

Theydies and gentlethem

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I pronounce "m'lady" as "malady" now just because of NiceGuys™️.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

"Aslur" is a pretty good NB name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Why is my ass pulling me in this direction??”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ruler of the planet Omicron-Persei 8!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Should be m'leige

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