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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And remember: absolutely no dancing! Because otherwise Baby Jesus will cry.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Also, no matter what, DO NOT watch/show The Life of Brian on Holy Friday, since that would be the ultimate sacrilege! Which is something I would of course never dare to make a yearly ritual out of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My mother had this weird obsession that you couldn't eat meat on Good Friday, even though she never cared about religion at all. Guess what I'm having tomorrow?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

To circumvent the rule of no meat on Good Friday, in Germany the "Maultasche" (mouth bag) was invented, also called "Herrgottsbescheißerle" in Swabian dialect (little God cheaters). The meat is minced and colored with spinach and then pasta dough is put around it, so "God and your neighbors can't see the meat inside".

It is delicous on every day!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultasche

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s a great idea, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Werft den Ketzer auf den Poden!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm tempted to go to a church and dance there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

You filthy criminal!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But also don't panic. The days before long holidays the supermarkets are packed with people preparing for the end of the world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, shops will be open again on Saturday, it’s just one day…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Begs the question, are they gonna be more or less packed than today? Maybe everyone runs to the stores now so the usual Saturday crowd isn't there. Or everyone skips today and goes on Saturday, crowding it even more than usual.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I used to work retail in Berlin. The thursdays before easter always had the highest revenue of all days in the year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I guess today they will be more busy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you, I feel relieved after reading this!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, do they have some kind of legal exception?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, those markets are at stations, so they can argue they sell 'travel needs'. But they sell the same goods as every market of those brands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They might sell the same food, but they do sell them for way higher prices. They have to because the rent for the shops is high, but also because the people buying there have nowhere else to go, because usually no one goes there that can go shopping elsewhere. So better plan ahead with opening times of your normal grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ah that makes sense. Good thing I have a ton of canned food at home to prepare for the apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Welp, fuck. Could've said that a day earlier, now it's too late.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I got my reminder this morning when the whole parking lot was crowded and grannies were fighting for the last shopping cart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like some good entertainment though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Danke Brudi, hatte es leider vergessen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do German stores close over the weekend as well? We used to do that in Canada but it's been years since that stopped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

They are closed on Sunday. On Saturday shops close earlier, especially if you are in a rural area.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Interesting.. here in Denmark shops are also closed on Thursday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I know, that's why the entire DK population is in Flensburg right now, stocking up on beer.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And Europeans make fun of us Americans fire Black Friday lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

@Etterra @You Who said that? I live in Germany and I've seen absolutely no one 'making fun of americans' because of black Friday.
Please stop spreading false claims.

There are tons of things to make fun about and mock the United States, but having a day in the year where people go crazy about buying stuff which was overpriced before isn't funny. Especially since companies in Europe doing the same thing and also call it 'black friday'.