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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago

Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's probably like standing on a high ledge and just giving in to that fear you're going to take a step off.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Making a fitting shitpost lol. 🥴

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You're supposed to chase it with whiskey.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Where can I get some? ^Asking^ ^for^ ^a^ ^friend.^

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Fuck, superscript doesn't work here.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Nothing super about a script that makes text harder to read.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Story of my life.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What if used when doing exponentiation in math?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think we need to start letting other people decide if our text is super or not.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Works on my machine.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't you have to ^add ^^more ^^^carets?

Edit: Damn, that's small 😂
Edit, edit: or did I just get old?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm on Sync. Everything after "to" is atom based

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn't fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I've never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone's dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn't bother with the steroid)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I'd rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I've felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

My mom about 5 minutes after taking the first morphine pill: "Hmm, I wonder when I'm allowed to take the next one [checks clock]"

Shit's evil.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

skillfully combined ...by measuring cups. lol

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And if its too effective, they won't be able to leave any bad reviews.

Checkmate.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

The cannabis is probably by far the least harmful thing in there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

With that much chloroform in it, a dab will do ya.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

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[-] dabster291 2 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

if it works, it works. if you wanna be conscious, you better take some pervitin.

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