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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s a tough call. You can only play it one time, eh? If you think, “a hat trick! now is the time,” and later someone pulls a Gordie and you’ve got a donnybrook but you already played it, what kind of hoser are you? DJing the barn is tough sledding, and someone might say you are skiing out of your boots, dontcha know?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Here in Minnesota, Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song seems like the perfect choice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Would not the best time to play it be when the away team comes out onto the ice? Doesn't even matter which stadium. That is objectively the best time to play Welcome to the Jungle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

As someone who has started going to games for his local team. This is way too accurate. It's not even the onion this is just fact