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Oh no, Murray! (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I laughed at this. Not just blowing air out of my nose but actual sounds-coming-from-my-mouth laughed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

isn’t this the definition of LOL?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Nobody who says "lol" is actually "laughing out loud"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is inclusion will lead directly to the zombie apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Only if we don't protect mike

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The dead outnumber the living fourteen to one, and we ignore the accumulated experience of such a huge majority of mankind at our peril.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

We should do something before those unalive fuckers get any ideas of grandeur. I say we go to our local cemetery and kill those dead bastards

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

This is just great

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: "Time to put the dead back where they belong." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥