What if I am happiest while snorting cocaine from the middle of a book on stream?
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Same for these INTF tests or whatever the acronyms are or the Big Five. The questions are so on the nose that it is impossible to take them seriously after question 3.
3 friends and i did the personality test (online ofc), 2 of us got INTJ, the thing that's supposed to be extremely rare and that only the smartest of people have (and one of the ones who got it is gonna repeat the 2nd year of high school for the second time this year!)
Snorting cocaine off a book by myself on a park bench in the dark while crying
Snorting books off 80 of my closest friends on my favourite park bench.
Reading a book with 80 of my closest friends in the dark while crying
Yeah me and my besties know that the actual best way to spend a night is by reliving our emotional trauma together and laughing about how we should all just swerve into oncoming freeway traffic at [redacted] mph and aim for the biggest thing we see. Anyone else?
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I know we aren't alone, y'all best put your hands up. This is "weekly emotional group therapy" but I've been the only one who shares for the last 3 meetings. Theeeere we go.
I like looking at trains and birds.
Trains are cool. Choo choo!