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[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The problem with injuring Nazis is that they tend to just recover, and then go back to doing Nazi shit.

There was a pretty extensive study done from 1939 to 1945 on how to best deal with Nazis; for best outcomes, I'd refer to the results and testing techniques uncovered then.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If only they'd applied the lesson more thoroughly.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Too many of the wealthy nazis were let go to relocate to other parts of the world and continue their nazi bullshit. Hopefully next time that mistake isn't repeated.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Too many of the wealthy Nazis lived in the United States and were never even in danger.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

At least one of them may have been killed by a distant relative of mine. That or he did a fucken hate crime against some Prussian dude.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The 1911 is still the preferred method, be sure to clean and oil it regularly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

See, I'm not sure I agree. I'm an aggressively terrible shot.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Killing creates killing but apparently exit programs do work

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (9 children)

But at least in Germany the main reasons for people to join exit programs are:

  • relationship with people from a different „race“
  • fear of violence from political opponents
  • violence between neonazis
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It still makes me giggle that the far right chose "Antifa" as their boogeyman. You can ask any of them what it stands for, half of which just say radical liberals that are trying to take over America. Then tell them it means anti-fascist, ask them what from with being against fascism, and then watch their heads spin while glowing red. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I think this is better presented as:

"Oh wait you are FOR fascism?"

"No I'm just against antifa."

"There is no like, regulating body for this 'antifa'. It's just what the fascists labeled anyone who isn't supporting fascism. If you aren't a fascist, then you are antifa."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

We get a new word for "people I don't like" every five years. Almost like its some kind of marketing gimmick that a handful of right-wing news outlets cook up in a think tank back room and then roll out as a fashion statement.

Antifa, Marxist, Leftist, Wumao, Tree Hugger, F-ggot, N-, the terms echo through history.

ask them what from with being against fascism

Well, everyone knows that Fascism is when you're a National Socialist. And that means the Real Fascists are Socialists, which is what the Antifa are, which means Antifa means Fascist.

As a True Patriot, I'm standing up against your evil foreign mind virus by speaking the Secret Truth that They Don't Want You To Know. And that Secret Truth that nobody will let you say is how Middle Aged Wealthy White Men are the natural leaders of society who make everything better. When they're not in charge, when they're not in control of ever facet of socio-economic policy, when they're not in a position of Strength and Pride, the country goes to shit. And that's when the Antifa Fascists come crawling out of the woodwork to spread the disease of dissent and rebellion against the Natural Order.

You either let good Christian American Men lead this country to its inevitable Utopian Future, or I have every right to murder you in self defense. That's what it means to be Against Fascism. So are you with us, or are you with the terrorists?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (4 children)

THE ENEMY CANNOT SHITPOST IF YOU DISABLE HIS HAND!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I want gas to be cheaper so I can burn them all

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Get them hot enough in a no oxygen environment to make biochar and then bury them

Sequester the Nazis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'll allow the use of butane to burn Nazis. Those bastards aren't worthy of being burned by the majesty of propane.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I am a fake Nazi on Facebook to befriend other Nazis and report their Nazi shit and get them banned. I will say they die young a LOT. It's the meth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Only the bastard gas for Nazis.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (45 children)

That's a big different between the left and the right.

The right want certain people to have certain basic rights.

The left want everyone to have the same basic rights. Even if they are hated.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's why I call myself "so far left I got my guns back". Even though I have no guns. If wanting everyone to have their needs met is anything other than basic human decency I don't know what you'd call it.

Conservatives are just mean people with nothing better to do than hurt others. Like people who pull wings off bugs.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

My formerly conservative mother is becoming more and more "apolitical", because the right often wants to do things solely for the sake of hurting others, and the "reasons" looking more and more like just excuses to her my bullies made up to justify their actions.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (37 children)

Bullshit. A Nazi whose arm gets broken outside the context of someone defending themselves against them only creates an angstier angrier and more radicalized Nazi. It's more counter productive than people like to think.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Damn straight

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nazis shouldn't have anything: they have no rights imo

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (6 children)

So if I'm mathing correctly, logic dictates that we break them both

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if you break his heart? 💔

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