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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Planet Fitness brand Lunk Alarms for bathrooms (www.youtube.com)
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Some people at work were kicking up toilet seat lids and angering the people doing work on the other side of the wall. It made me think about the Lunk Alarm but then I realised it would probably go off if someone took a loud shit.

I've attached a link to what the Lunk Alarm sounds like for those that don't know. It's pretty close to an air raid siren that's triggered by noise.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If I was stupid enough to go to a gym that had these (I don't go to gyms because heavy stuff is free outside, everywhere...) I would purposely set them off. Especially in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty close to an air raid siren that's triggered by noise.

It's triggered on the whim of whatever petty manager feels like flipping a light switch behind the front desk lol