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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Its so funny calling him just "florida man." If you ignore the fact that he was president, you can construe it as another one of those "gosh darn dumbass florida men" stories lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's even got the orange leathery skin just like all the other 70 year olds in Florida!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just makeup. He's not even a real Florida man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are men allowed to wear makeup in Florida? this makes him a drag queen, right? /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Probably why he showed to to court without it yesterday. He looked like shit, even more than usual

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

a Florida Man poser, truly the lowest of the low

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I really want this to be his legacy. People in 30 years going "man, did we really elect a Florida Man for president?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a florida man, I take offense.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

lmao i love looking at it from this context. no matter where you fall politically this makes it sound silly that he shouldn't be in trouble 🙃

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This article is amazing. Factually correct, and entertaining to read. And who says traditional media is dead?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should start a petition to refer to him as “Florida Man” officially

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah he's a New Yorker who moved down here. Y'all can keep him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Wannabe Florida man from New York..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Isn't there a Florida man sub btw? What a man..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Florida man high on bath salts caught eating Jared Kushner’s face.”

I’ve got a bunch more if anyone from The Onion is reading…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is there any way we can pool our money and get Trump to star in “Florida Man”, a CSI: Miami knockoff in which he saves Florida over and over every week and we all tell him it’s more important than being president?