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End First Past The Post voting in your state before it ends us.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

It’s missing the smug dumbass who forgot to wear pants putting a construction helmet on their head and saying “this is why I vote third party 🤗”.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm ok voting for Biden. I think he's doing better than many. I know we're going to hear from 3 neck beards that can't debate without insults and one that brings Palestinians. Yes. I know. It sucks.

But now with Iran involved, we gotta think bigger. They want a reason to come after us and side with Russia. So it sucks and it should stop. As Biden has said. But just to pulling out is worse for our long term safety.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I know we’re going to hear from 3 neck beards that can’t debate without insults

I see only one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But seriously. Should I vote?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yes.

Take the kick in your nuts. It is the only allowed form of meddling with your flavor of oligarcy's succession procedure. Other forms will unequivocally result in police action against you.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is great advice. Everyone knows that as soon as you vote you can take no other action politically so the best you can do is a kick in the nuts.

All my leftist friends found out I voted and I was immediately kicked out of their clique for being uncool. At least the cops aren’t after me. They totally care about my friend’s shitposting on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're cringe. Unironically think your political freedom of speech should (socially, NOT legally) depend on whether or not you voted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I’m having trouble interpreting your comment. Who is cringe, my hypothetical friends? I’m just being sarcastic in my previous comment here. Maybe my delivery is off.

I think people should vote. I got snarky because I think that the way the person that I responded to has a bad take on this.

I have no idea what you mean about freedom of speech. People can choose not to vote, and I’m going to choose to try to convince them to vote. I don’t think you gotta make it weird, dude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If you don't vote you have no social right to complain about politics, lol.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Vote!

But also direct action and mutual aid are good for u too, and if ur asking if you should vote, chances are youll do well picking up one of the othrr two alongside ur voting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Any vote that doesn't go to Biden this November is another brick in the road towards a second Trump term and the legitimately suppressive fascism that will come with it.

Don't let any terminally online lemmings convince you that "America is already fascist so what's the difference". It can get so much worse than it is now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is a video of an ancient technique known as CBT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Damn. I always heard that was safer than THC. Now I'm not so sure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Cognitive behavioral therapy isn't at all what I imagined.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna guess Japan. Weird stuff like this is always Japan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, its actually China. Believe it or not, this is a legit martial arts training technique called "Iron Crotch"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Completely legitimate. In fact it was invented to enforce the one child policy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Okay... realistically, how much pressure would it take to pop one of your nuts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I thought that was the jury selection procedure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Seen the same thing on pornhub, but at least they were behind closed doors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

All the guys in line to fuck ur mom after they see you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

can't believe you've stolen this meme from anarchychess

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to see these guys take an actual nut shot without the jerking. They're actively redirecting the blow to not hit them in the sweet spot every time. Hold still and take a solid hit, THEN we'll see if your training is really effective. ...Or is your training to prevent taking the hit in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thanks for chiming in, Mr. Ironnuts