Better idea is to genetically engineer them to make it ACTUALLY happen. Buy a pill bottle and get plastered off of Hawaiian bread for a month.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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The pills WOULD make it actually happen. It's a gut flora imbalance that does it.
Auto brewery syndrome is actually a thing https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/2164956119837566
Could probably isolate the yeast and brew vomit flavored beer too!
I think an ear wax IPA might be preferable, but that's just my preference.
There's really no way this could go wrong
Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.