Wait... You don't prep your grass like that?
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I usually inject the marijuanas
I dip a tampon in THC oil and insert it in my anus. Learned it on fox news.
Unfortunately, this is inspired from a real stupid thing some young people did but with alcool. Goes too fast in their bloodstream and some supposedly ended up in a coma.
I have to believe that that's a myth. Just thinking about it for 2 seconds makes believe that nobody has ever done it. Why? Tampons have to be compressed inside an applicator for insertion. If you leave one inside the tube, it won't soak up enough liquid to matter. Take it out of the tube and soak it in liquid, well, now it's a puffed up, soggy mess. Good luck getting that into an orifice.
It is called 'boofing' and the number of people that do it is more than 0. Because of how the body absorbs substances that way, people can get a stronger effect than consuming them orally.
I've heard of it, since even Supreme Court justices do it, but it's the tampon part, specifically, that I doubt.
Yeah boofing is real. I don’t know about the tampon part though.
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Ok now show the stat for alcohol!
And nicotine
And caffeine.
I feel attacked in this thread
Knowing Fox News audience they should talk about chewing tobacco. Shit is nasty.
I had a coworker who chewed and spit into empty coke cans that he kept in his desk drawers until they were all full. And this was a programming shop!
Also I would consider myself addicted. I use it daily, notice withdrawal symptoms when I abstain (no appetite, nausea, insomnia) but I'm also productive, started my own business 8 months ago and I'm doing well, no one around me has any idea except those I choose to let know lol. I'm high all day no one can tell. Its not like other drugs lol
I'm high all day no one can tell.
I've got bad news for you bud.
You really can't tell if you don't know the person. I have a bright, weird personality and ADHD and work at a dispensary. People often think I'm high, assume that it's part of my vibe, but I'm strictly no THC during the day. Meanwhile, one of my most down to earth, serious, no nonsense coworkers does dabs before work and on all her breaks. Nobody thinks she is high all the time, but she's often the most THC filled person in the building.
I assure you no one knows but those that I tell lol you are around people every day that are stoned and you have no idea, I promise you that.
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And Fox News.
9 out of 10 Fox viewers become a dickhead.
This isn't true at all - because 8 out of 10 started out as dickheads.
9/10 originally-non-dickhead viewers, then
There aren't even 10 of those.
Inject the marijuana needles right into my bum!
Another study estimated that people who use cannabis have about a 10% likelihood of becoming addicted.^2^
The citation:
- Lopez-Quintero C, de los Cobos JP, Hasin DS, et al. Probability and predictors of transition from first use to dependence on nicotine, alcohol, cannabis, and cocaine: Results of the National Epidemiologic Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions (NESARC). Drug and Alcohol Dependence. 2011;115(1-2):120-130
It's worth noting that cannabis was the least addictive of the substances analyzed in this study, almost a third as likely as alchohol:
The cumulative probability estimate of transition to dependence was 67.5% for nicotine users, 22.7% for alcohol users, 20.9% for cocaine users, and 8.9% for cannabis users.
CDC rounding 8.9% up to 10% seems a bit suspicious to me
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I tried to snort a line of weed once, almost died. It got into my trachea and I started choking. I should have known marijuana was deadly!
"It's called dabbling, but for users of waxed mari-huana it's anything but."
-the scary news intro
Me [snorting rails of marijuana]: fuck man they don't know SHIT about drugs
Wait you mean I'm not supposed to be injecting marijuana between my toes
Bro that's how you get addicted
Chase the Mary Jane dragon
Above 140C weed loses its effect, making this image even better
Did you mean 240? I vaporize cannabis at 195-210 C
Guys guys guys,
The perfect temperature is
420!
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A teaspoon of marijuana makes the medicine go down...
one in 10
Actually this guy is just showing off how much extract he has by taking a dab from a fucking spoon. Goddamn junkies.
Dollars to donuts all Fox execs snort cocaine. It's always projection.
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And you're using fox as the source for facts?
No, they're using it as a source of absurdity.
Opiod abuse among hillbillies? This meme... that graphic? Coincidence? I think not.
Liars gonna lie.
I've unknowingly injected some wild ass noids in my time. Not fun, super dangerous. The real bad time, I luckily got warned before hand. Ended up copping something else cause there were ambulances everywhere and people freaking out all over the street, so yea, something told me not to. Whew.
Is this satire?
Here in Wisconsin, we still remember the time when Fox News showed video of the "violent Act 10 protests" with green palm trees in the background.
Palm trees in Wisconsin. In February.
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