Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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If you're not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don't trust you.
Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!
What about ducks
Can't go wrong with pocket pasta.
Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I've found, I use both way more than a multitool
Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it's the best one
As long as I have Santiago, all is well.
zero real ones
Literally me
There's two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don't.
Appreciation does not require knowledge.
I wanna see the pants.
I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn't really need labels.
Yeh but if you can't remember which one is which it's as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.
It's a decoy key.
Maybe it opens both.
It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.
Good keys
Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.
Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets
Cement store
From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.
The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store
That's a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.
But at least I can then repair all the potholes.
Fun fact, its illegal to do that