this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From murder?

Of course they are getting smarter, he died of a superbug infection likely contracted in a hospital when he was in for pneumonia treatment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Agent 47 getting paid

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

second-plane

"A second _________ has hit the _________"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'll take a horse first over Boeing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't sudden. They had pneumonia and took weeks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Hope they got an independent autopsy and a toxicology report