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Chuckles, I'm in Danger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

AI won’t replace bad programmers. It will replace grunt work programming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IDK, the people deciding that only care about money. i bet it will replace the expensive ones first. this will probably make many things even more shitty, but it's not like anyone's going to replace the like 8 tech companies that do anything. even if they all suck even worse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That's fine. Just charge them way more when they beg you to fix the mess they made for themselves. This exact thing has happened many times already in the very short history of computing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did you know that in 1831 a group of seamstresses burned down a sewing machine factory because they were out of work. It wasn't really about the sewing machines, it was about the working conditions and the sewing machines were just a good bad guy