Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
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"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
βHere is an alternative Piped link(s)β and then it links to a video of me dying.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
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Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
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The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
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My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
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Hang on, almost figured it...
Same as my first word. Shit.
Fuckin finally
Ah, fuck.
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
I told you I was sick!
See you again next time
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
I left you a present..
Gazpacho soup.
"It was...fun."
« Does it look like itβs coming closer ?Β Β»
I donβt know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, Iβm out.
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
"What was that noise?"
I donβt want to go
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
I'm glad it's over
Communism will win.
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