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How to Boycott a Company By Talking About How Bad It Is and That’s It (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When I turn against a company I don't go back. It isn't political or a boycott but I haven't been to KFC since the Oprah free chicken debacle. There are companies I have been boycotting for political reasons for less time but I don't think I'll be back for at least decades.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

...i finally relented relented a twenty-eight-year boycott against sony in 2019; that didn't work out so well...

[+] [email protected] -8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is satirizing like 1% of boycotters while framing it as it was about boycotting as a whole. I dunno, this one's a huge miss for me.

Pretty sure the vast majority of people aren't giving money to thinks they say they're boycotting

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You vastly overestimate the resolve of most consumers.

It's probably closer to 95% of people who give up on their boycott once they realize just how enmeshed company is in their market and how much extra effort it takes to avoid giving them any money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I haven't faltered in my boycott of nestle. It's easy to avoid all of their products (and their sub brands), as there are plenty of alternatives.

But you're right. Literally impossible to destroy them with boycotting alone, since the many many businesses who do business with them. My solo boycott is barely making a dent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Major respect for having the resolve to keep boycotting that awful company. If only more people were like you, Nestlé would finally get some sort of punishment for their atrocities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Vegans manage to boycott the meat and dairy industries. Definitely possible!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Not to diminish their successes in boycotting meat and animal products, but I would say they have a couple of advantages that someone boycotting Nestlé wouldn't:

Food ingredient labels.
Avoiding the entire industry rather than a subset of producers within an industry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't think I know a single person who was boycotting Chick-fil-A who stuck it out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I am one.

It's very easy when there's so many better chicken sandwich alternatives. Popeyes chicken for example, Wendy's. Not to mention the half a dozen local joints.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Just trying to safely navigate their overcrowded parking lots is enough for me.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago

I know one! I decided to boycott other stuff because I knew I likes their sandwiches too much lol.