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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

OP, The ~~CU~~NT

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you try to violate the laws of physics...

You don't break them; THEY BREAK YOU.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

STOP You've violated the law!

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

> Pay the fine

> Attack <

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You can be a pathetic weak little baby or you can be a warrior. The choice is yours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

[when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine's weird physics made it fall on the floor]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No border, no nation, no gravitation!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel strangely inspired

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We should build a movement. One without friction

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

No levitation without representation

[–] all4one 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Orbital mechanics 101

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Just remember, Mom says it isn't really levitating or flying if you can't do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn't count, and nobody's impressed, so don't even bother.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You just have to avoid hitting the ground...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

-- Bugs Bunny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but those laws keep me safe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ooohhh that's true...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Levitating makes my feet itch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If this an advert for psychedelics?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is soulism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren't convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"Mage: The Ascension" be like