Petahh!!
Seriously, I don't get the joke.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
When I painted, it was a thing to send new guys out to the van for a can of roller stipple. Good times.
I used to work in a hardware store. One day a guy came in looking for a skyhook.
After we called his boss to confirm the situation (this was well before cell phones), we all had a good laugh. I think the boss was shocked he fell for it.
Shopkeeper should glue a fake label to a can and actually sell it to the kid. Get both the kid and the dad lol
At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.
I was crossing the street with my mom once and the crosswalk beeped indicating it was safe to cross. She asked, "Why does it beep like that?" I said, "It's for the deaf people." We crossed and then she started laughing. She said, "You asshole.".