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(NSFW Language) Why are Finns so happy? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

AKA pussy telephone

Today was a good day. I learned new things.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Pussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Hey I'm washing the chocolate starfish right this second!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross

[+] [email protected] -9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I just use wet wipes.

Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.

Just like new.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I'll restore your comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren't too dirty because I used paper first.

But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I'm honestly just scared of that thing. Like... Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don't poop particles sprinkle everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just don't make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.

But yes. I use water to clean it off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient