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A real chicken-and-egg situation (feddit.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

Uhm, excuse me, that is clearly a walrus.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn't make up the C++ part)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

i guess "beaver" would've been kinda awkward with today's connotations with shaving the beaver etc.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We shave Go?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You can shave what you want, it's your life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

wait why am I being shaved? /j